Gibberings
Dad told me never to use XTREE when he wasn’t in the room.
August 29, 2008 ~ 09:47:39 AM * -07:00ST
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Log # 121
Some Observations
From Foxtongue.
Jhayne is still doing her awesome thing at Heart of World, and has actually managed to get her wee rosy paws on the beast. She’s still looking for donations and investors. I can’t wait to do my standup routine on that stage.
But I digress. The rest of this post is not about Jhayne, and I pray fervently on bloody knees that it isn’t about any of you, either. Uggs became popular what, two years ago? Give it a fucking rest. Look, I’m glad you covered up your disgusting feet that spent March through October in that same pair of scuffy, dirt-caked flipflops, but this is really not much of an improvement. Instead of looking like a stupid American tourist on SPRING BREAK WOOOOO, you look like a fat, stumpy hobo with ingeniously-constructed, plastic-bag-and-packing-tape boots.
You do not look sexy.
And I hate you.
