Gibberings
Dad told me never to use XTREE when he wasn’t in the room.
August 28, 2008 ~ 08:23:50 AM * -07:00ST
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Log # 338
New on Etsy: 15×15 Framed Original Oil Painting of ANYTHING YOU WANT
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10052760
This is your only chance to get into my brain, to force my hand, to make me into your angry clown puppet: I will paint anything you want on this canvas.
Portrait of the family pet? Grim visions of the future? Mounted depiction of your level 70 Undead Warlock? Jackson Pollock-style paint sneezes? Cavorting jellysquid in a chartreuse sea? Please, give me the most insane instructions you can come up with. I will not disappoint.
I generally use oil paint and copal medium, a synthetic resin that allows me to build up translucent glazes into paintings of intense depth and texture.
Estimated time for completion of this commission is two weeks. Rush orders are available for an additional fee.
WHAT I NEED FROM YOU:
- a description or photos of what you want painted.
- a few general notes about what you imagine the painting should be (”I want lots of greens and purples”, “I want him to be standing on top of a pile of dead cheerleaders”, I want the piece to exude an indefinable menace”)
WHAT YOU WILL RECEIVE:
- a beautiful, 15 x 15″ original oil painting on stretched canvas, framed, to do with whatsoever you chose.
