http://elizagauger.com/gibberings Dad told me never to use XTREE when he wasn't in the room. Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:59:59 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en @johnny_c As your father, it hurts me to hear you say that. We let you paint your room whatever color you wanted. # Joy: Approaching a woman standing outside the ladies' room, inquiring if there's a line (there is), and proceeding into the (empty) men's. # @jhnenvee Oh god, sorry. I ... http://elizagauger.com/gibberings/2008-07-17-coagulated-twittering/ @JhnenVEE Look, all of us at one time or another have craved a goatbox. It's a pipe dream, my friend. Give it up. # http://elizagauger.com/gibberings/2008-07-16-coagulated-twittering/ .flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; } .flickr-yourcomment { } .flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; } .flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } checkers, originally uploaded by vebelfetzer. http://elizagauger.com/gibberings/one-at-a-time-2/ My worst enemy, Jhonen Vasquez, has a post over at his new "web log" that casts some light on the origins of the mysteriously popular Bat Smax oil painting: As for how the thing came to be, well that’s the part I was getting to at the start before you acted ... http://elizagauger.com/gibberings/the-horrible-story-of-bat-and-how-he-smaxed-it-real-good-once-and-for-all/ Finally launching for LA. At the general store buying supplies and extra oxen. Can I eat an entire watermelon, by myself, on the interstate? # @jhnenvee But what if I have to trade it to the indians for help fording a parking lot? # Had to bribe my way across the San ... http://elizagauger.com/gibberings/2008-07-14-coagulated-twittering/ @xseven re: new music - #1 - Bohren and der Club of Gore: David Lynchian ambient-noir. The soundtrack to a post-Blade Runner Edward Hooper. # @xseven re: new music - #2 - "Wonderland", an album by Pogo using 90% samples from Disney's Alice in Wonderland: http://tinyurl.com/6pesre # FreeRice.com is doing an excellent ... http://elizagauger.com/gibberings/2008-07-13-coagulated-twittering/ http://elizagauger.etsy.com - for all your Bat Smax needs, now open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. # @samanthrax That's why you put the milk in FIRST. # Working floor at DNA Lounge. Gay party night. Girl just unleashed her bladder upon the floor, on purpose. The fairer sex, ladies ... http://elizagauger.com/gibberings/2008-07-12-coagulated-twittering/ That's right, droogles: prints are back in action on my Etsy store. I have a brand new printer and a shitload of mailing supplies. ---> http://elizagauger.etsy.com go go go fucking go Also still available: Twilight in the Roach Fields, which I am thinking about reducing in price. http://elizagauger.com/gibberings/congress-launches-prints-for-rent-program-in-outer-oort-colonies/ @scamper Many thanks. Welcome to my own personal bullshit delivery system. # @GrammarBlog: http://is.gd/Mbj - Here ya go, one more reason to hate the universe! # Just got an asian paper lantern with included LED "candle" that flickers and is turned on and off by blowing on it. W. Oakland dollar ... http://elizagauger.com/gibberings/2008-07-05-coagulated-twittering/ Size of the average limerick is approximately 150 characters. Damn it. There goes the greatest syndicated content usage idea I've ever had. # Been clearing boxes and drifts of packing peanuts away from where I think the draft's coming from. There's a familiar, not unpleasant smell. # The Douchebags Downstairs love ... http://elizagauger.com/gibberings/2008-06-29-coagulated-twittering/