Gibberings
Dad told me never to use XTREE when he wasn’t in the room.
August 28, 2008 ~ 08:19:14 AM * -07:00ST
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Log # 428
Must Remember:
The only two things that make me happy are drawing, and video
games. I don’t know why I have to keep reminding myself. Perhaps because,
logically, one would assume food, sleep, human contact would be more
advisable pursuits. That would be logical. Logical.
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Eliza Gauger on July 24th, 2008 ~ 08:12:10 PM
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Log # 335
New on Etsy: Hoard
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10008213
The Aristocrats of the Metropolis care for nothing more than years, making dynasties obsolete as they persevere into one decade after another, buoyed by “rejuvenation treatments” that leave them dusty and raw.
As the years tick on, their delicately-bred brains tend towards eccentricity, and clutter.
Illustration from Unhallowed Metropolis (www.newdarkage.net)
Printed on heavyweight, archival, matte paper. Signed by the artist.
8.5 x 11″ & 5 x 7″ available.
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Eliza Gauger on March 4th, 2008 ~ 04:40:55 AM
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Log # 330
Street Vamp Chosen for “Noir” Treasury on Etsy
http://www.etsy.com/treasury_list.php?room_id=30887
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Eliza Gauger on February 26th, 2008 ~ 01:37:53 PM
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Log # 264
New on Etsy: the Pallid Man
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=8259756
There are those in the Metropolis that defy categorization. Aristocrats gone dotty with rejuvenation treatments; eccentric artists maddened by paint and absinthe; vampires and revenants suffering extra-mortal afflictions of the bones and skin.
Some of these ambiguous folk make high style of it.
Printed on heavyweight, archival, matte paper. Signed and numbered by the artist.
8.5 x 11″
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Eliza Gauger on December 4th, 2007 ~ 06:15:49 PM
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Log # 224
New on Etsy: Mourner Models a Monocle
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7551287
The Mourners are an elite sect of guardians-for-hire. Installed next to the recently-deceased by bereaved families, these stylish women watch for signs of reanimation in the corpse. The usual vigil lasts three days, during which the Mourners are not seen to eat, drink, sleep, or stir. At the first groan, burble or blink, the bedside valkyrie looses her kukri and beheads the beast.
Digital illustration from steampunk horror RPG, Unhallowed Metropolis. www.newdarkage.net
Printed on heavyweight, archival, matte paper. Signed and numbered by the artist.
8.5 x 11″
Model is Nicci Vega.
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Eliza Gauger on October 22nd, 2007 ~ 11:28:43 PM
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Log # 222
New on Etsy: Unhallowed Metropolis’ Whores
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7537608
The Metropolis has much to offer those gentlemen (and ladies, and not-so-gentle men) who can brave the back-alleys and boudoirs. Every conceivable pleasure and perversion is on the table (or under it). You need only reach out, and pay.
Models: Malaria, San, Wendy
Photographer: Robert Brown (original photograph)
This scintillating photograph of Unhallowed’s three grimy graces is lovingly sneezed onto pure white archival paper, then signed and numbered and delivered to you by a soft breeze.
All shipments include a unique, handcrafted 2.5 x 3.5″ art trading card.
8.5 x 11″
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Eliza Gauger on October 22nd, 2007 ~ 01:25:58 AM
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Log # 220
New on Etsy: Unhallowed Metropolis’ Psychic
(detail of full-length portrait)
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7525082
A Victorian vogue for occultism has deepened into a reliable background hum in the Metropolis, and practitioners of the ghostly arts are commonplace.
Printed on powder-smooth matte white archival sheets, then signed, numbered, and mailed in a protective prepuce.
A hand-drawn ACEO is included with every purchase! See previous art cards sent in Etsy orders here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/eliza/sets/72157602578102357/
8.5 x 11″
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Eliza Gauger on October 21st, 2007 ~ 06:05:27 AM
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Log # 219
New on Etsy: Unhallowed Metropolis’ Dhampir
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7508772
Talk about beauty and the beast. He’s both.
Half vampire, half human, all right? The Dhampir is ideally suited to tracking his full-blooded half-brothers through the Metropolis. Once he finds his client, it is for the rapier to decide.
Printed by magical laser goblins onto archival matte heavywhite paper, then blushingly signed, numbered, and mailed in a protective coating of acidic mucus.
8.5 x 11″
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Eliza Gauger on October 20th, 2007 ~ 07:24:18 PM
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Log # 210
This “Etsy” Allows You to Buy Things. From Me.
I am in the process of adding prints and originals for sale to a new Etsy store, even though every $0.20 they rip from my adorable little claws is like a fork in the kidney. I may live in the Oort Cloud, but I can still feel the pain of e-commerce.
So after I ride my bike down to the Inner Solar System today to mail Noah his goddamned prints finally, I will be adding more STUFF. Here are the pieces that are currently uploaded:
Prints are 8.5×11 unless otherwise noted, and are printed on heavy matte archival paper. They’re cheap right now too, so have at it. I will raise the prices eventually. EVENTUALLY!
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Eliza Gauger on October 18th, 2007 ~ 01:58:16 PM
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Log # 174
[9/8 8pm] Gallery Opening Party at Blow Salon (there will be punch and pie)
“The Ghost of Blueprint Cat Contemplates the City at Night (an Argyrial Reverie)”
R E A L W O R L D
group art show
Blow Salon
8pm on the 8th (Saturday)
food, drink, music
2112 Berkeley Way
Berkeley, CA 94704
Last time I went to a Blow opening party, there was a ridiculous amount of excellent food and drink. Even if you despise my artwork, you would do well to show up and partake. Little home-printed sketchbooklets will be available at this show, something I’ve never done before.
I’ve been busy since my last show in Seattle, and the Real World art show will feature an avalanche of brand new, never-before-shown works including:
- Bombus infernae (10×10″, oil on canvasboard), the climactic end to the Bee Commission! A jellybean from hell!
- Wee Bee God (4 x 6″, oil on canvasboard)
- Rose-Colored Monocle (2×2″, oil on canvas)
- Dhampir (8×10″, digital)
- Shine (12×12″, oil on canvas)
- The Ghost of Blueprint Cat Contemplates the City at Night (an Argyrial Reverie) (2×2″, oil on canvas)
- The Vacuum-Traffic Controller (40×50″, oil on canvas)
- Lisette (I’m Sorry You Have the Right Number) (16×24″, oil on wood)
- and as a special treat, a secret work from the early Bee Commission that has never been seen by anyone but the artist and the client: the Angel of Rust and Nausea (10×10″, plus attached palette, acrylic on board). This piece will go back to private collection at an unspecified time, will never be scanned or photographed, and will never appear online.
And tons more. I have an overwhelming amount of wall and window space, so I’m hanging everything.
