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November 21, 2008 ~ 08:50:49 AM * -08:00ST
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Log # 460
2008-08-28: Coagulated Twittering
- Fubsy. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 28th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 459
2008-08-27: Coagulated Twittering
- @LibbyBulloff is a lucky wench to have a vinyl cutter. I worked in a sign store for a while. Oh, sweet days of compound vinyl stickers! Sob! #
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Eliza Gauger on August 27th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 454
2008-08-23: Coagulated Twittering
- When I am elected Dictator, use of the word “blogosphere” will be tracked and punished. And that -smarmy- way one must pronounce it…ugh… #
- @rands re: great films with one-word titles - Monsturd. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 23rd, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 453
2008-08-22: Coagulated Twittering
- Still running tests on the energy-bestowing capabilities of fructose in tea, vs. the usual sucrose (or pseudosucrose). Results inconclusive. #
- Decades on, how are we going to sort through the gravelchunk to get to nuggets?Historians faced with RSS excavations millions of posts long. #
- For example, to get to the previous post (signal), you must read this one (noise). It’s about me, eating the last of the Marshmallow Mateys. #
- I’m also considering, having eaten the last of my offbrand breakfast cereals, to begin reading Wuthering Heights. HISTORICALLY RELEVANT ??? #
- Featured in another Etsy treasury, huzzooo: http://tinyurl.com/57wbqt #
- Woke up to glad tidings from fellow miscreants @LibbyBulloff and @Qnonymous. Hoping this means a turn for the awesome for the rest of us. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 22nd, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 449
2008-08-21: Coagulated Twittering
- A fully-uniformed UPS man stopped in the street to look me up and down and slur “sexxxehhhhhh”. My response: a very sincere “What the fuck.” #
- Can’t find big filbert brush, and my tarantula (I have a tarantula) is cowering in fear from a cricket. What does this say about the future? #
- Soaping up my brushes like I am about to give some motherfucker the foamiest shave of his LIFE. Or maybe just some regular guy too, I guess. #
- All my droogs are hereby instructed to follow @ectomo, which serves as the Twitter equivalent of Krispy Kreme’s “HOT NOW” light-up sign. #
- @EffigyJerkcity There’s a hole on Broadway (BROADWAY) no control; it’s in my way. #
- add narkalant #
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Eliza Gauger on August 21st, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 448
2008-08-20: Coagulated Twittering
- Why does no one buy the Woodsy Hobo? Why? http://tinyurl.com/5cqkcb #
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Eliza Gauger on August 20th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 447
2008-08-19: Coagulated Twittering
- Some sort of dilute coffee beverage, as far as I can tell. It’s from the Korean market. I put soymilk in it. I am the yuppie @MISSY_BOO. #
- Before driving into hell this morning, I forgot to stare at the painting I worked last night. Not even a glance or a nod. I am an asshole. #
- @LibbyBulloff may thank me by joining my Geisha Teacannon Pit Crew, running hep leaf on the infamous Great Southerly Earl Grey Creme Relay. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 19th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 446
2008-08-18: Coagulated Twittering
- Still not clear on why public transit has to smell like unwashed dong. Hold on, let me wake up this transient rapise and ask. Excuse me sir. #
- Still not clear on why public transit has to smell like unwashed dong. Hold on, let me wake up this transient rapist and ask. Excuse me sir. #
- Today’s tea: fructose usurped Splenda. @JhnenVEE witnessed the frightening effects of a fructosian milk tea on me, days ago. I’m going in. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 18th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 443
2008-08-16: Coagulated Twittering
- I need to know more about @chaosdoll’s landlord trapdoor at once. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 16th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 442
2008-08-13: Coagulated Twittering
- I’m having a 1st World Problem: at Philadelphia airport, there is no Pinkberry, only TCBY. This froyo is not “plain”, it is vanilla. I hate. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 13th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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2008-08-27: Coagulated Twittering
- @LibbyBulloff is a lucky wench to have a vinyl cutter. I worked in a sign store for a while. Oh, sweet days of compound vinyl stickers! Sob! #
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Eliza Gauger on August 27th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 454
2008-08-23: Coagulated Twittering
- When I am elected Dictator, use of the word “blogosphere” will be tracked and punished. And that -smarmy- way one must pronounce it…ugh… #
- @rands re: great films with one-word titles - Monsturd. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 23rd, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 453
2008-08-22: Coagulated Twittering
- Still running tests on the energy-bestowing capabilities of fructose in tea, vs. the usual sucrose (or pseudosucrose). Results inconclusive. #
- Decades on, how are we going to sort through the gravelchunk to get to nuggets?Historians faced with RSS excavations millions of posts long. #
- For example, to get to the previous post (signal), you must read this one (noise). It’s about me, eating the last of the Marshmallow Mateys. #
- I’m also considering, having eaten the last of my offbrand breakfast cereals, to begin reading Wuthering Heights. HISTORICALLY RELEVANT ??? #
- Featured in another Etsy treasury, huzzooo: http://tinyurl.com/57wbqt #
- Woke up to glad tidings from fellow miscreants @LibbyBulloff and @Qnonymous. Hoping this means a turn for the awesome for the rest of us. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 22nd, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 449
2008-08-21: Coagulated Twittering
- A fully-uniformed UPS man stopped in the street to look me up and down and slur “sexxxehhhhhh”. My response: a very sincere “What the fuck.” #
- Can’t find big filbert brush, and my tarantula (I have a tarantula) is cowering in fear from a cricket. What does this say about the future? #
- Soaping up my brushes like I am about to give some motherfucker the foamiest shave of his LIFE. Or maybe just some regular guy too, I guess. #
- All my droogs are hereby instructed to follow @ectomo, which serves as the Twitter equivalent of Krispy Kreme’s “HOT NOW” light-up sign. #
- @EffigyJerkcity There’s a hole on Broadway (BROADWAY) no control; it’s in my way. #
- add narkalant #
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Eliza Gauger on August 21st, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 448
2008-08-20: Coagulated Twittering
- Why does no one buy the Woodsy Hobo? Why? http://tinyurl.com/5cqkcb #
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Eliza Gauger on August 20th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 447
2008-08-19: Coagulated Twittering
- Some sort of dilute coffee beverage, as far as I can tell. It’s from the Korean market. I put soymilk in it. I am the yuppie @MISSY_BOO. #
- Before driving into hell this morning, I forgot to stare at the painting I worked last night. Not even a glance or a nod. I am an asshole. #
- @LibbyBulloff may thank me by joining my Geisha Teacannon Pit Crew, running hep leaf on the infamous Great Southerly Earl Grey Creme Relay. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 19th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 446
2008-08-18: Coagulated Twittering
- Still not clear on why public transit has to smell like unwashed dong. Hold on, let me wake up this transient rapise and ask. Excuse me sir. #
- Still not clear on why public transit has to smell like unwashed dong. Hold on, let me wake up this transient rapist and ask. Excuse me sir. #
- Today’s tea: fructose usurped Splenda. @JhnenVEE witnessed the frightening effects of a fructosian milk tea on me, days ago. I’m going in. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 18th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 443
2008-08-16: Coagulated Twittering
- I need to know more about @chaosdoll’s landlord trapdoor at once. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 16th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 442
2008-08-13: Coagulated Twittering
- I’m having a 1st World Problem: at Philadelphia airport, there is no Pinkberry, only TCBY. This froyo is not “plain”, it is vanilla. I hate. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 13th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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2008-08-22: Coagulated Twittering
- Still running tests on the energy-bestowing capabilities of fructose in tea, vs. the usual sucrose (or pseudosucrose). Results inconclusive. #
- Decades on, how are we going to sort through the gravelchunk to get to nuggets?Historians faced with RSS excavations millions of posts long. #
- For example, to get to the previous post (signal), you must read this one (noise). It’s about me, eating the last of the Marshmallow Mateys. #
- I’m also considering, having eaten the last of my offbrand breakfast cereals, to begin reading Wuthering Heights. HISTORICALLY RELEVANT ??? #
- Featured in another Etsy treasury, huzzooo: http://tinyurl.com/57wbqt #
- Woke up to glad tidings from fellow miscreants @LibbyBulloff and @Qnonymous. Hoping this means a turn for the awesome for the rest of us. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 22nd, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 449
2008-08-21: Coagulated Twittering
- A fully-uniformed UPS man stopped in the street to look me up and down and slur “sexxxehhhhhh”. My response: a very sincere “What the fuck.” #
- Can’t find big filbert brush, and my tarantula (I have a tarantula) is cowering in fear from a cricket. What does this say about the future? #
- Soaping up my brushes like I am about to give some motherfucker the foamiest shave of his LIFE. Or maybe just some regular guy too, I guess. #
- All my droogs are hereby instructed to follow @ectomo, which serves as the Twitter equivalent of Krispy Kreme’s “HOT NOW” light-up sign. #
- @EffigyJerkcity There’s a hole on Broadway (BROADWAY) no control; it’s in my way. #
- add narkalant #
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Eliza Gauger on August 21st, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 448
2008-08-20: Coagulated Twittering
- Why does no one buy the Woodsy Hobo? Why? http://tinyurl.com/5cqkcb #
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Eliza Gauger on August 20th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 447
2008-08-19: Coagulated Twittering
- Some sort of dilute coffee beverage, as far as I can tell. It’s from the Korean market. I put soymilk in it. I am the yuppie @MISSY_BOO. #
- Before driving into hell this morning, I forgot to stare at the painting I worked last night. Not even a glance or a nod. I am an asshole. #
- @LibbyBulloff may thank me by joining my Geisha Teacannon Pit Crew, running hep leaf on the infamous Great Southerly Earl Grey Creme Relay. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 19th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 446
2008-08-18: Coagulated Twittering
- Still not clear on why public transit has to smell like unwashed dong. Hold on, let me wake up this transient rapise and ask. Excuse me sir. #
- Still not clear on why public transit has to smell like unwashed dong. Hold on, let me wake up this transient rapist and ask. Excuse me sir. #
- Today’s tea: fructose usurped Splenda. @JhnenVEE witnessed the frightening effects of a fructosian milk tea on me, days ago. I’m going in. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 18th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 443
2008-08-16: Coagulated Twittering
- I need to know more about @chaosdoll’s landlord trapdoor at once. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 16th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 442
2008-08-13: Coagulated Twittering
- I’m having a 1st World Problem: at Philadelphia airport, there is no Pinkberry, only TCBY. This froyo is not “plain”, it is vanilla. I hate. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 13th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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2008-08-20: Coagulated Twittering
- Why does no one buy the Woodsy Hobo? Why? http://tinyurl.com/5cqkcb #
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Eliza Gauger on August 20th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 447
2008-08-19: Coagulated Twittering
- Some sort of dilute coffee beverage, as far as I can tell. It’s from the Korean market. I put soymilk in it. I am the yuppie @MISSY_BOO. #
- Before driving into hell this morning, I forgot to stare at the painting I worked last night. Not even a glance or a nod. I am an asshole. #
- @LibbyBulloff may thank me by joining my Geisha Teacannon Pit Crew, running hep leaf on the infamous Great Southerly Earl Grey Creme Relay. #
by
Eliza Gauger on August 19th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 446
2008-08-18: Coagulated Twittering
- Still not clear on why public transit has to smell like unwashed dong. Hold on, let me wake up this transient rapise and ask. Excuse me sir. #
- Still not clear on why public transit has to smell like unwashed dong. Hold on, let me wake up this transient rapist and ask. Excuse me sir. #
- Today’s tea: fructose usurped Splenda. @JhnenVEE witnessed the frightening effects of a fructosian milk tea on me, days ago. I’m going in. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 18th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 443
2008-08-16: Coagulated Twittering
- I need to know more about @chaosdoll’s landlord trapdoor at once. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 16th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 442
2008-08-13: Coagulated Twittering
- I’m having a 1st World Problem: at Philadelphia airport, there is no Pinkberry, only TCBY. This froyo is not “plain”, it is vanilla. I hate. #
by
Eliza Gauger on August 13th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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2008-08-18: Coagulated Twittering
- Still not clear on why public transit has to smell like unwashed dong. Hold on, let me wake up this transient rapise and ask. Excuse me sir. #
- Still not clear on why public transit has to smell like unwashed dong. Hold on, let me wake up this transient rapist and ask. Excuse me sir. #
- Today’s tea: fructose usurped Splenda. @JhnenVEE witnessed the frightening effects of a fructosian milk tea on me, days ago. I’m going in. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 18th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 443
2008-08-16: Coagulated Twittering
- I need to know more about @chaosdoll’s landlord trapdoor at once. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 16th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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Log # 442
2008-08-13: Coagulated Twittering
- I’m having a 1st World Problem: at Philadelphia airport, there is no Pinkberry, only TCBY. This froyo is not “plain”, it is vanilla. I hate. #
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Eliza Gauger on August 13th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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2008-08-13: Coagulated Twittering
- I’m having a 1st World Problem: at Philadelphia airport, there is no Pinkberry, only TCBY. This froyo is not “plain”, it is vanilla. I hate. #
