Gibberings
Dad told me never to use XTREE when he wasn’t in the room.
July 18, 2008 ~ 09:57:27 PM * -07:00ST
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Log # 133
[UnMet Party] We need wigs
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Eliza Gauger on January 18th, 2007 ~ 10:12:19 AM
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Log # 54
Our Home Forever Is: OUTER SPACE
I’m doing shots of strong-brewed Lady Grey in too much cream and Splenda while I book a flight to the godforsaken southwest with one hand and draw stuff with the other. I tell you these things because I’ve started getting little emails and IMs from humans, asking me things about stuff (thanks, actually. it’s nice.). Sooooo I think I cleared everything up, there.
And I should mention that I have an embarrassment of cupcakes just clogging up my fridge (and my lower intestines) and if you want a fresh cupcake, now is the goddamned time. You can drop by and I’ll slide one into the airlock for you. That counts as “social activity”. This last batch has cherries on top.
Big news tonight about gamedev for Windows:
Just un-embargoed:
http://www.gamasutra.com/php-bin/news_index.php?story=10458Talking on the eve of its Gamefest event in Seattle, Microsoft has
revealed XNA Game Studio Express, a new product which will allow
indie developers and students to develop simultaneously on Xbox 360
and PC, and share their games to others in a new Xbox 360 ‘Creators
Club’.
I’ve been ordered by my editor to drag my flyblown carcass to a relevant speech on the topic, early tomorrow morning, to “cover it” like some sort of real journalist.
Jesus wept I’m busy.
And I forgot to use a tea cozy.
I keep getting spam emails about the tip of my penis being too sensitive. I thought I told you not to tell anyone about that.
“Cosmos (Outer Space)” off the new Tatu album is basically a They Might Be Giants Song sung by Russian lesbians. I really don’t think you can go wrong. It’s on my “Space and/or the Future” playlist, yes.
Zoetica is back from the Motherland, and has ticked over another year, AND has a very small present on the way. Hand-delivered by carrier pig.
And because I know that nobody reads anything without a giant photo carved into it, here’s a picture of my head. I like my green hair.
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Eliza Gauger on August 14th, 2006 ~ 01:15:11 PM
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Log # 46
A reminder, and one of those typically El Jay questions.
The words “fashion” and “mullet” are mutually exclusive.
That said, I pose a mathematical problem: my head + bangs = ___________. Solve for X. You’re being timed.
Problems: bangs are trendy, everyone has ‘em. Hair is curly…issue?
I have a photoshoot on Saturday.
