Gibberings
Dad told me never to use XTREE when he wasn’t in the room.
July 18, 2008 ~ 10:02:38 PM * -07:00ST
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Log # 323
Downs
Florian
4:23:26 AM
No. There is no universe where having downs is an asset.
4:23:35 AM
Except, maybe, XBox Live.
Me
4:23:45 AM
OH SNAP
Florian
4:23:51 AM
Well, I’m pretty pleased with how that one turned out.
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Eliza Gauger on February 23rd, 2008 ~ 05:25:44 AM
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Log # 228
Who’s up for shooting terrorists?
SWAT ninjas seek same. Join me and Stickypig on Xbox Live for some Rainbow 6: Vegas, nowish. I’m “Toxoplasm”.
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Eliza Gauger on October 24th, 2007 ~ 11:39:41 PM
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Log # 219
New on Etsy: Unhallowed Metropolis’ Dhampir
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7508772
Talk about beauty and the beast. He’s both.
Half vampire, half human, all right? The Dhampir is ideally suited to tracking his full-blooded half-brothers through the Metropolis. Once he finds his client, it is for the rapier to decide.
Printed by magical laser goblins onto archival matte heavywhite paper, then blushingly signed, numbered, and mailed in a protective coating of acidic mucus.
8.5 x 11″
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Eliza Gauger on October 20th, 2007 ~ 07:24:18 PM
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Log # 210
This “Etsy” Allows You to Buy Things. From Me.
I am in the process of adding prints and originals for sale to a new Etsy store, even though every $0.20 they rip from my adorable little claws is like a fork in the kidney. I may live in the Oort Cloud, but I can still feel the pain of e-commerce.
So after I ride my bike down to the Inner Solar System today to mail Noah his goddamned prints finally, I will be adding more STUFF. Here are the pieces that are currently uploaded:
Prints are 8.5×11 unless otherwise noted, and are printed on heavy matte archival paper. They’re cheap right now too, so have at it. I will raise the prices eventually. EVENTUALLY!
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Eliza Gauger on October 18th, 2007 ~ 01:58:16 PM
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Log # 170
New Illustration
Cover painting for a text adventure game called Pentari: Second Dawn.
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Eliza Gauger on August 6th, 2007 ~ 12:36:05 AM
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Log # 168
Accounting for the Dead and Wounded
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Accounting for the Dead and Wounded
Currently toiling away in the following salt mines:
- Destructoid, a gaming news blog, has hired me and Florian Eckhardt/John Brownlee as a package deal, and we have already begun smearing our stilted nonsense all over their face. Many thanks to Gay Gamer and others for the warm welcomes. We really missed you.
- The two of us will be attending Tokyo Game Show in late September, also on behalf of the ‘Toid. Don’t worry, they’re sending real journalists, too. As far as Flor and I can tell, we’re being dragged along for the questionable purposes of consuming as much Hello Panda (me) and Kirin (Eckhardt) as possible, thus ensuring a sugar- and booze-fueled staccato diatribe to break up those yawn-inspiring “LIVEBLOGGING THE TOKYO GAME SHOW!!11″ posts that will stream down the gaming feeds during the conference. The working title of our adventures will be “Fear and Lost in Translation”.
- It’s good to be back in the gaming game, I gotta tell ya.
- I’m also attending the San Diego Comic Con this weekend, sort of. And sort of on behalf of Destructoid.
- Ectoplasmosis is full steam ahead, thank you very much.
- Unhallowed Metropolis Book One is complete, and will launch at GenCon Indy. I may or may not be there.
- Unhallowed Metropolis Books Two and Three are in the works, respectively. One will be entirely photographic, and I am under the impression that I’m in charge of the art direction. The other will be an expansion for the game itself, dealing primarily with the occult, and will have both photographic and drawn/painted illustrations. I’m contributing to this one as well, with art and writing. They’re due in a year or so.
- September will see an art show at Blow Salon in Berkeley, with paintings by me and a bunch of other people of whom I have yet to learn. More on this later, but I’ll probably be finally showing the Bee Commission in public, along with some new pieces.
- I moved out of the homeless shelter. I now live inside a hollowed-out asteroid, covered in rockets, that I have cleverly turned into a spacedinghy. It’s cold here, and all my stuff is still in boxes, but it’s rent controlled and I have yet to see a cockroach.
- I owe some people prints. I’m aware of this, I apologize, but shit has been BANANAS.
- I am vaguely and seriously considering getting some sort of part-time assistant or manager to handle all this bullshit. Basically I need a Deirdre, know what I mean?
- Overlord fucking blows.
- Earth Defense Force rules.
And that about covers it. Questions?
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Eliza Gauger on July 24th, 2007 ~ 11:31:03 PM
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Log # 158
Unhallowed Metropolis: Communion
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Eliza Gauger on May 12th, 2007 ~ 02:59:19 AM
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Log # 137
The Pallid Man
From vebelfetzer.
Photographer: Robert Brown
Model: Richard Hartnell
Post-Process and Concept: Eliza Gauger
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Eliza Gauger on January 26th, 2007 ~ 03:31:37 PM
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Log # 136
Blushing Whores
From vebelfetzer.
Models: Wendy and Malia
Photographer: Robert Brown
Post-processing: Me! I am a Photoshop god!
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Eliza Gauger on January 23rd, 2007 ~ 02:16:44 PM
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Log # 134
Portrait of a Mourner
From vebelfetzer.

I spent Saturday night knee-deep in lace and gore, screaming orders to a slew of photographers in goggles and bowlers, dabbing flour and dirt on zombies, whores, and aristocrats.
The UnMet party was a huge success.
This is a Mourner, a character class that describes a professional woman who is hired by grieving families to attend the bedsides of the recently deceased. There she stays for three days, veiled and silent, watching for signs of reanimation. At the vaguest twitch or slightest groan, she decapitates the beast with her kukri. Mourners lead lives of dignified chastity, absolutely devoted to the art of stillness and observation.
Model: Nicole Vega
