Gibberings
Dad told me never to use XTREE when he wasn’t in the room.
October 13, 2008 ~ 01:22:54 AM * -07:00ST
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Log # 496
Consult the Flowchart
[Elizarr] I have just stumbled on a pretty incredible harmonic mix.
[Elizarr] “I don’t Know How to Love Him” from Jesus Christ Superstar, plus “Twilight and Shadow” from Lord of the Rings.
[Elizarr] Both tracks now on the ftp.
[Elizarr] So you can hear what I’m talking about, at least.
[mathiasx] Well if you get Justice’s D.A.N.C.E. to work with the Northern Exposure themesong, let me know.
[mathiasx] Now, I sleep.
*** mathiasx [~mathiasx@dsl093-197-076.mke1.dsl.speakeasy.net] has quit [Quit: leaving]
[Elizarr] I think I just got told.
[maicro] Let’s consult the flowchart
[maicro] http://www.flickr.com/photos/vjornaxx/294168009/
[maicro] Though I suppose the flowchart assumes you’re on the telling side
[Elizarr] Yeah.
[Elizarr] I think what you need to determine, as an impartial audience, is if you need to let loose with an Oh Snap or not.
[maicro] I’m not quite impartial, though
[Elizarr] You like matt better. I understand. :(
[maicro] You’re one of the leaders of The Cult
[Elizarr] Oh.
[Elizarr] Disregard that. I suck cocks.
[Elizarr] I still feel that an Oh Snap is in order.
[Elizarr] I’d appreciate it if we got this over with.
[Elizarr] So I can move on with my life.
[ch3sh] I think that’s the first time I have ever seen you use an emoticon.
[maicro] I’m not quite certain even what you’re refering to, 3liza
[Elizarr] I was being IRONIC. Couldn’t you tell by the way my hair is combed to the side?
[maicro] But very well, I shall grant your request
[maicro] Oh SNAP!
[Elizarr] Thanks, I needed that.
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Eliza Gauger on September 20th, 2008 ~ 09:39:01 PM
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Log # 456
Eldritchly Delicious
11:56:22 PM Elizoo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQjWfGu4d0I&NR=1
11:58:13 PM Rikki: Oh my God
11:59:03 PM Elizoo: Doesn’t he seem…contrary to the laws of nature, somehow?
11:59:24 PM Elizoo: He looks CG or something.
11:59:34 PM Rikki: Outside cute euclidian geometry even.
11:59:39 PM Elizoo: Yes!
11:59:49 PM Elizoo: He is eldritchedly adorable.
12:00:12 AM Rikki: Too cute to even describe! To stare for too long will induce MADNESS!
12:00:33 AM Elizoo: I laugh, delightedly, when he BLINKS.
12:00:38 AM Elizoo: THAT is ultimate power.
12:01:08 AM Rikki: That’s when he pulls in tiny cubits of your soul.
12:01:28 AM Elizoo: But non-Euclidian cubits.
12:01:38 AM Rikki: Exactly so.
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Log # 451
One Hot Minute, With Noah
Noah: I wish Boners Ahoy could come in the soft ‘n’ chewy variety.
Elizoo: That is contrary to the very nature of a boner, my friend.
Elizoo: You’re talking about Flaccid Smax.
Noah: This harsh reality leaves me disappointed, unfulfilled.
Elizoo: I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad boners.
Noah: Yes, why have you presented me with this sixth-grade embarrassment, this arousal at the sight of an octogenarian husk, this jailhouse sting?
Elizoo: I did it for the lulz.
Noah: Do you has regrets?
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Eliza Gauger on August 22nd, 2008 ~ 01:59:55 AM
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Log # 402
Indiana Jones and the Dimple of Doom
johncrypt: Time to watch the NAMBLA doc, Eliza!
Sent at 12:09 PM on Tuesday
me: No time for Man-Boy Love, Doctor Jones.
me: I’m at work.
johncrypt: I didn’t laugh.
me: You son of a
johncrypt: Yet I still think that might be the funniest thing you’ve ever said.
me: I’m a little proud of myself, yes.
johncrypt: I’m appreciating it on an entirely different level, I think.
Laughing at it would just be too garish.
me: It’s that sublime.
johncrypt: I can just imagine Short Round squealing it as a prick is pushed up against his inner leg in the Maharajah’s Palace.
Sent at 12:16 PM on Tuesday
me: Horrible.
Sent at 12:18 PM on Tuesday
