Gibberings
Dad told me never to use XTREE when he wasn’t in the room.
August 19, 2008 ~ 10:44:36 PM * -07:00ST
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Log # 410
2008-06-29: Coagulated Twittering
- Size of the average limerick is approximately 150 characters. Damn it. There goes the greatest syndicated content usage idea I’ve ever had. #
- Been clearing boxes and drifts of packing peanuts away from where I think the draft’s coming from. There’s a familiar, not unpleasant smell. #
- The Douchebags Downstairs love to crank their bass, thudding shitty rap through my floorboards. I gently tip my subwoofer into a headstand. #
- I unleash God of War to do bass battle with whatever sag-panted idiot is championing their noise. Another 200. to go on the sub knob, gents. #
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Log # 408
2008-06-28: Coagulated Twittering
- Taking inventory of lucite-encased goblins, backstage at the Bone Room. Also seem to have located where the bad draft has been coming from. #
- These days I’m finding that doing anything besides sitting and drawing produces a low hum of panic, like I am cheating on a well-armed wife. #
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Log # 409
He Went Gallumphing
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2008-06-28: Coagulated Twittering
- Taking inventory of lucite-encased goblins, backstage at the Bone Room. Also seem to have located where the bad draft has been coming from. #
- These days I’m finding that doing anything besides sitting and drawing produces a low hum of panic, like I am cheating on a well-armed wife. #
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Log # 409
He Went Gallumphing
Troll is done, pending final approval from his commissioner. I must admit, this piece pleases me. It took months too long, of course. Months and months too long.
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Eliza Gauger on June 28th, 2008 ~ 10:48:17 PM
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Log # 406
2008-06-27: Coagulated Twittering
- @jhnenvee Thank god I won’t have to bring my water balloon cannon and pig blood funnel to the theater this time. Thank god. #
- Though I’m a hateful misanthrope, I daydream sometimes about a high-functioning sort of art commune, an unbeatable collective of characters. #
- Morning was spent at my window desk, drawing a troll, taking in the view. By necessity,those out at 5am in West Oakland are up to something. #
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Log # 407
Troll’s Progress
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Troll’s Progress
Troll is a character from an as-yet-unproduced webcomic about the adventures of a classically wicked gang of fantasy miscreants. I’ve been hired by the creator to handle concepting. In theory, my turnarounds will be handed over to the final artist, who will base his drawing of the actual comic on my designs. This piece is about 80% done.
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Eliza Gauger on June 27th, 2008 ~ 07:14:46 PM
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Log # 405
Hot Nude Tea
One of my favorite rusty objects, some salvaged auto part, serves as a hotplate above a stubby candle. On the warm: a fresh batch of green chai.
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Sent from phone.
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Log # 404
Though I’m a hateful misanthro…
Though I’m a hateful misanthrope, I daydream sometimes about a high-functioning sort of art commune, an unbeatable collective of characters.
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Log # 403
@jhnenvee Thank god I won’t ha…
@jhnenvee Thank god I won’t have to bring my water balloon cannon and pig blood funnel to the theater this time. Thank god.
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Log # 402
Indiana Jones and the Dimple of Doom
johncrypt: Time to watch the NAMBLA doc, Eliza!
Sent at 12:09 PM on Tuesday
me: No time for Man-Boy Love, Doctor Jones.
me: I’m at work.
johncrypt: I didn’t laugh.
me: You son of a
johncrypt: Yet I still think that might be the funniest thing you’ve ever said.
me: I’m a little proud of myself, yes.
johncrypt: I’m appreciating it on an entirely different level, I think.
Laughing at it would just be too garish.
me: It’s that sublime.
johncrypt: I can just imagine Short Round squealing it as a prick is pushed up against his inner leg in the Maharajah’s Palace.
Sent at 12:16 PM on Tuesday
me: Horrible.
Sent at 12:18 PM on Tuesday
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Eliza Gauger on June 24th, 2008 ~ 12:36:32 PM
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Log # 401
A cool thing about gorging on …
A cool thing about gorging on Good & Plenty is that the sleek, prescriptive shape invokes “junkie chic”. As opposed to, say, “fat pride”.
