Gibberings
Dad told me never to use XTREE when he wasn’t in the room.
July 18, 2008 ~ 10:01:18 PM * -07:00ST
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Log # 383
The American Apparel site make…
The American Apparel site makes me uncomfortable. As if I have entered the public library restrooms, and stumbled upon two hobos having sex.
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on May 31st, 2008 ~ 04:20:14 PM
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Log # 382
I shall fear no amputation, to…
I shall fear no amputation, torture, scalding, drowning, branding, flaying or death, having known the ungodly agonies of pimple-in-the-nose.
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on May 31st, 2008 ~ 10:00:01 AM
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Log # 381
I shall fear no amputation, to…
I shall fear no amputation, torture, scalding, drowning, branding, flaying or death, having known the ungodly agonies of pimple-in-the-nose.
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on May 31st, 2008 ~ 10:00:01 AM
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Log # 380
Dreamed last night that a pack…
Dreamed last night that a pack of vampires got hold of me. Saved myself by convincing them to let me do a photodocumentary of their unlives.
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on May 30th, 2008 ~ 04:37:18 PM
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Log # 379
Unread posts in Bloglines’ “Mi…
Unread posts in Bloglines’ “Minions and Cosigners” folder: 1481. Today is the RSS equivalent of the puke break in roman orgies. Dump it all.
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on May 30th, 2008 ~ 01:50:52 PM
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Log # 378
Bone Room Band Names 2008 - #1…
Bone Room Band Names 2008 - #1: “Skeleton Hardware” - New garage hardcore project from electro-dub up-and-comer, Lance “DJ Weepig” Nethers.
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on May 27th, 2008 ~ 03:34:28 PM
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Log # 376
Aesthete’s Foot (courtesy of N…
Aesthete’s Foot (courtesy of Noah Cooper): Medical condition involving sore feet, pinched toes, etc, following a night in very pretty shoes.
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on May 17th, 2008 ~ 06:14:05 PM
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Log # 377
Having learned that the word &…
Having learned that the word "frass" is the official term for "insect excrement", the mind boggles at the necessity of "sassing" such stuff.
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on May 17th, 2008 ~ 05:51:31 PM
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Log # 375
Pre-Birthday Blastin’
I guess now would be the right time to say I never expected to spend a birthday blasting beetles out of bovid bones with a pressure hose, but you know what? I actually kind of did.
And I’m not complaining, either.
Tomorrow is my real birthday, of course. I expect offerings of gourmet teas, swank gift certificates, and cash on outstretched, trembling palms.
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Eliza Gauger on May 4th, 2008 ~ 12:23:21 PM
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Log # 374
I peel out of my exosuit when …
I peel out of my exosuit when I run out of degreaser. The behemoth in the sink smells of rot, algae, and frankincense, even after scrubbing.
