Gibberings
Dad told me never to use XTREE when he wasn’t in the room.
August 29, 2008 ~ 09:05:59 AM * -07:00ST
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Log # 343
There is a fat naked man outsi…
There is a fat naked man outside AJs Meat Market. Breakfast is hot tea and cold pizza. You may join me for cartoons: http://snurl.com/21ueo
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on March 15th, 2008 ~ 02:00:10 PM
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Log # 342
"…someone to hold my ha…
"…someone to hold my hair while I purged, someone with whom to ghost ride the whip? I mean, someone besides Steve?" http://snurl.com/21sy0
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on March 14th, 2008 ~ 07:17:32 PM
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Log # 341
"The concept is that I te…
"The concept is that I tell a bitch to go buy me a hot dog, and she does. I wait patiently, and do The Robot." http://snurl.com/21n9h
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on March 12th, 2008 ~ 09:38:51 PM
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Log # 340
Dragged through the night, scr…
Dragged through the night, screaming, claws ripping splinters off the floorboards. I resent every night that ends, these days. Let me work.
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on March 12th, 2008 ~ 08:00:37 AM
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Log # 339
"Delightful", adject…
"Delightful", adjective, from TV’s "House MD" - bordering on homosexual. "The tickle fight was not gay, exactly, but certainly delightful."
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on March 6th, 2008 ~ 08:18:53 AM
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Log # 338
New on Etsy: 15×15 Framed Original Oil Painting of ANYTHING YOU WANT
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10052760
This is your only chance to get into my brain, to force my hand, to make me into your angry clown puppet: I will paint anything you want on this canvas.
Portrait of the family pet? Grim visions of the future? Mounted depiction of your level 70 Undead Warlock? Jackson Pollock-style paint sneezes? Cavorting jellysquid in a chartreuse sea? Please, give me the most insane instructions you can come up with. I will not disappoint.
I generally use oil paint and copal medium, a synthetic resin that allows me to build up translucent glazes into paintings of intense depth and texture.
Estimated time for completion of this commission is two weeks. Rush orders are available for an additional fee.
WHAT I NEED FROM YOU:
- a description or photos of what you want painted.
- a few general notes about what you imagine the painting should be (”I want lots of greens and purples”, “I want him to be standing on top of a pile of dead cheerleaders”, I want the piece to exude an indefinable menace”)
WHAT YOU WILL RECEIVE:
- a beautiful, 15 x 15″ original oil painting on stretched canvas, framed, to do with whatsoever you chose.
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Eliza Gauger on March 5th, 2008 ~ 07:29:36 PM
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Log # 337
Tinting Gibson
New necklace in the works. Protip: copal medium-thinned oil paint
will paint onto laser print like watercolor, without smudging or
blooming the ink. Use this information wisely.
victorian, edwardian
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Eliza Gauger on March 4th, 2008 ~ 05:09:50 PM
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Log # 336
Gary Gygax failed his final sa…
Gary Gygax failed his final saving throw. Godspeed, sir.
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on March 4th, 2008 ~ 04:45:06 PM
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Log # 335
New on Etsy: Hoard
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10008213
The Aristocrats of the Metropolis care for nothing more than years, making dynasties obsolete as they persevere into one decade after another, buoyed by “rejuvenation treatments” that leave them dusty and raw.
As the years tick on, their delicately-bred brains tend towards eccentricity, and clutter.
Illustration from Unhallowed Metropolis (www.newdarkage.net)
Printed on heavyweight, archival, matte paper. Signed by the artist.
8.5 x 11″ & 5 x 7″ available.
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Eliza Gauger on March 4th, 2008 ~ 04:40:55 AM
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Log # 334
New on Etsy: Twilight in the Roachfields (What I Did on My Summer Vacation)
Now available for purchase: www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9974267
Picking up pets offworld was generally frowned upon by the Company, as there were no quarantine facilities beyond the Oort.
Foreign mammalia carried strange strains of crippling flu, shed itchy fibers on cockpit upholstery, and left crumbly little fewmets in secret places, fewmets that became apparent, and airborne, as soon as a ship hit ohgee.
Loneliness was somewhat alleviated, yes, but at the cost of vacation time squandered on bad worlds, stocking up on exotic feed.
ABOUT THE PIECE:
Oil on collage, 5 x 7″
This was painted, over the course of a year, on a canvas that has been worked and reworked, sanded, gessoed, sanded again, glazed, rubbed, painted, scraped, and painted again. Dozens of layers of jewel-tone copal resin give the colors depth, like a stack of stained-glass windows. The duotone triadic harmony of the purple and green make the colors jump and glow. The surface shines like a candy glaze.
This painting will be shipped in a reinforced, padded envelope, and inside a sealed plastic sleeve to prevent contamination and dampening.
At some point, I may ask to borrow this painting for a gallery show. If this happens, I will pay for all shipping costs, the painting will be displayed with a card that credits you as the owner, and the painting will be returned to you at the end of the show.
Hit the jump for larger images.
