Gibberings
Dad told me never to use XTREE when he wasn’t in the room.
August 19, 2008 ~ 10:15:24 PM * -07:00ST
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Log # 413
2008-07-12: Coagulated Twittering
- http://elizagauger.etsy.com - for all your Bat Smax needs, now open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. #
- @samanthrax That’s why you put the milk in FIRST. #
- Working floor at DNA Lounge. Gay party night. Girl just unleashed her bladder upon the floor, on purpose. The fairer sex, ladies and gents. #
- It figures, that even on gay Latin night, it’s the stupid bitches that fuck everything up. If you have a vagina, I hate you now. Forever. #
- Imagine it: you’re there, right, surrounded by men who won’t have sex with you. You have to take advantage of being judgment proof for once. #
- You have to do it: You have to whiz all over yourself, your toes all pee-squishy, then you gotta dance in it until security throws you out. #
- A fat drunk girl has just been escorted offstage for Being Too Hetero, Booty Shaking Badly, and trying to Fondle the Twinkmeat. #
- I am watching a Berkeley police officer drive his cruiser while chatting merrily on his cell phone. #
- GENTLEMEN: Earl Grey, hot, with a dash of french vanilla and chocolate. It needs a shot of steamed milk, but I have approached perfection. #
- The GTA series always had the most porous virtual/reality walls. Just now, in 7-11, a man answered his cell: “‘Eyyy Nico! What’s up, man?!” #
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Eliza Gauger on July 12th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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