Gibberings
Dad told me never to use XTREE when he wasn’t in the room.
August 29, 2008 ~ 09:13:53 AM * -07:00ST
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Log # 411
2008-07-05: Coagulated Twittering
- @scamper Many thanks. Welcome to my own personal bullshit delivery system. #
- @GrammarBlog: http://is.gd/Mbj - Here ya go, one more reason to hate the universe! #
- Just got an asian paper lantern with included LED “candle” that flickers and is turned on and off by blowing on it. W. Oakland dollar store. #
- This casual propagation of what is, at its heart, miracle technology… Sometimes it tugs at my innards, makes me think maybe there’s hope. #
- @isforinsects seems to have come up with a partial solution for my 6/29 limerissue: he cuts them in half. This may or may not be acceptable. #
- @xSeven why don’t you just leave? In related news, @intoner is working floor at Paul Oakenfold in SF right now. Hoping for hateful tweets. #
- Douchebags still blasting shitty bass at 2AM. I pound the door and the junkie answers with an incredibly small boner tenting his PE shorts. #
- What I can’t figure out, is how this passel of wheat-blonde Berkeley fratboys is here, Oakland, arid homeland of thugs and goths. Why here? #
- I’ll be honest. I’m a wee bit upset that no one bothered to tell me that hair cuts, via a razor-cutter, are perfectly self-administratable. #
- http://twitpic.com/386v - Testing the arachnid medical fetish porn delivery system. Report in with results, erectile response, poll numbers. #
- @GrammarBlog You did that on purpose, you jerk. #
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Eliza Gauger on July 5th, 2008 ~ 11:59:59 PM
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