Gibberings
Dad told me never to use XTREE when he wasn’t in the room.
January 5, 2009 ~ 07:08:20 PM * -08:00ST
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Log # 222
New on Etsy: Unhallowed Metropolis’ Whores
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7537608
The Metropolis has much to offer those gentlemen (and ladies, and not-so-gentle men) who can brave the back-alleys and boudoirs. Every conceivable pleasure and perversion is on the table (or under it). You need only reach out, and pay.
Models: Malaria, San, Wendy
Photographer: Robert Brown (original photograph)
This scintillating photograph of Unhallowed’s three grimy graces is lovingly sneezed onto pure white archival paper, then signed and numbered and delivered to you by a soft breeze.
All shipments include a unique, handcrafted 2.5 x 3.5″ art trading card.
8.5 x 11″
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Eliza Gauger on October 22nd, 2007 ~ 01:25:58 AM
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Log # 221
New on Etsy: Noble
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7537498
This is a detail shot. Full view is available in the sidebar.
Why yes, that IS a wee feathered kitten in her hand. This was an illustration for a roleplaying game based on all sorts of girly fantasy norms, including, but not limited to, flying cats. Sometimes one must compromise one’s principles, in the freelance art life.
Try to forget all that, and appreciate this lady for her impeccable draping, plumed helmet, and alluring posture.
Printed on marshmallow-smooth matte white paper, signed and numbered, and shipped in a heavy-duty, bendproof cardboard envelope. Complimentary hand-drawn and numbered artist trading card included with every shipment!
8.5 x 11″
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Eliza Gauger on October 22nd, 2007 ~ 12:49:19 AM
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Log # 220
New on Etsy: Unhallowed Metropolis’ Psychic
(detail of full-length portrait)
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7525082
A Victorian vogue for occultism has deepened into a reliable background hum in the Metropolis, and practitioners of the ghostly arts are commonplace.
Printed on powder-smooth matte white archival sheets, then signed, numbered, and mailed in a protective prepuce.
A hand-drawn ACEO is included with every purchase! See previous art cards sent in Etsy orders here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/eliza/sets/72157602578102357/
8.5 x 11″
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Eliza Gauger on October 21st, 2007 ~ 06:05:27 AM
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Log # 219
New on Etsy: Unhallowed Metropolis’ Dhampir
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7508772
Talk about beauty and the beast. He’s both.
Half vampire, half human, all right? The Dhampir is ideally suited to tracking his full-blooded half-brothers through the Metropolis. Once he finds his client, it is for the rapier to decide.
Printed by magical laser goblins onto archival matte heavywhite paper, then blushingly signed, numbered, and mailed in a protective coating of acidic mucus.
8.5 x 11″
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Eliza Gauger on October 20th, 2007 ~ 07:24:18 PM
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Log # 218
@xseven No. Put Dr. House and…
@xseven No. Put Dr. House and the late Pope on there too.
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on October 19th, 2007 ~ 11:16:36 PM
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Log # 217
Art Card
All outgoing print shipments will now include a hand-drawn art
trading card (ACEO) like this one. (http://elizagauger.etsy.com)
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Eliza Gauger on October 19th, 2007 ~ 09:19:01 PM
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Log # 216
Art Card
All outgoing print shipments will now include a hand-drawn art
trading card (ACEO) like this one. (http://elizagauger.etsy.com)
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Eliza Gauger on October 19th, 2007 ~ 09:18:56 PM
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Log # 215
New on Etsy: Lisette (I’m Sorry, You Have the Right Number)
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7501022
Etsy does not allow apostrophes in their titles, apparently.
This is a terrible photograph of a painting that is shiny and difficult to capture.
Painted from memory. She got a phone call. Makeup sponged away, face open and naked as a doll’s, shock and grief killing her a little bit right there on the street in San Francisco.
Feel better, sweetheart.
oil on wood
16 x 24″
See this in person at BLOW Salon in Berkeley (2112 Berkeley Way).
SHIPPING: I don’t know at the moment what this will cost to ship, since it is a strange size and weight. I estimate $20, but will get a more concrete number upon sale.
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Eliza Gauger on October 19th, 2007 ~ 08:28:48 PM
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Log # 214
New on Etsy: Monocle
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7508516
Originally an oil painting (sold at my first art show), Monocle depicts a watery denizen of the foglands. Sharp little teeth, black sclera and pale irises, neck-gills, webbed ears; these are a few of my favorite things.
Printed on heavyweight, archival, matte paper, then signed and numbered like the good little mercenary artist I am. Arrives in a nice stiff envelope with hoodoo warding sigils carved into it.
8.5 x 11″
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Eliza Gauger on October 19th, 2007 ~ 08:04:07 PM
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Log # 213
"Some nigguh take a shot …
"Some nigguh take a shot at me, that nigguh gun’ get SMOKED!!!" I know how you feel, homes. Getting your nemeses stoned is the first step.
